Hillary Is Like The Annoying Contact Lens Stuck In My Eye

1. Hugo, on April 12th, 2008 at 8:53 pm Said:

   John Dewey theorized that taste is not inherited, but rather develops through experience. I was born, however, with a taste for barbecue and truth (of which a well smoked spare rib is an obvious instantiation). Truth is better than lies—that much I did learn from experience. In fiction, lies are alluring and exciting and their tellers are the masters of situations they control with their lies. But in real life, lies are unutterably banal, little or giant nothings that spring from weakness, not strength.

   Hillary has become especially hard to take because she can’t get what she wants without lying a lot, and nobody any longer believes a thing she says. It would help were she as good a liar as her nominal husband is, but even Bill Clinton can’t lie like a Clinton any longer. Even the price of Clintons in China has gone through the floor.

   Please Satan, god of politics, rid us of this cackling harridan!

2. politikly.com | politics and world news, on April 13th, 2008 at 6:18 am Said:

   Please Satan, god of politics, stop the Clintons! | politikly.com…

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3. Mike O, on April 13th, 2008 at 6:40 am Said:

   I just love it with how annoyed the left has become with Hillary. These were often the same people who were positively fawning over this ’strong woman’ even 18 months ago. Now, she’s the political fad that’s ’so yesterday’, they are flummoxed that she just doesn’t go away and make way for the ‘newest thing’.

   I’ve got news for you: her irritating mannerisms and moral flexibility with the truth is not like some new disease she contracted recently. It has been integrated in her for decades, getting her fired at the age of 28 from her Watergate-related job. It’s nice to see that it’s only taken the left 16 years longer to come to this epithany that it did us ‘right-wingers’.

4. Sumit, on April 13th, 2008 at 12:58 pm Said:

   I’m not a big fan of her either. She’s been caught is some pretty major exaggerations recently. I decided to make a website: hillaryclintonexplainsitall.com which has a cute little speech bubble above her head explaining how she’s really a robot cyborg who fights the never ending war against fast food (updated several times a day).

5. James Talbot, on April 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm Said:

   Curious. We hear the media sensationalizing every litlle faupa provided by Clinton or Obama, but hear very liltle about McCains much more significant campaign blunders (can you say the Middle East?).

6. FuzzLinks.com » Please Satan, god of politics, stop the Clintons!, on April 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pm Said:

   [...] Hillary has become especially hard to take because she can’t get what she wants without lying a lot, and nobody any longer believes a thing she says. It would help were she as good a liar as her nominal husband is, but even Bill Clinton can’t lie like a Clinton any longer. Even the price of Clintons in China has gone through the floor.http://politicalinquirer.com/2008/04/12/hillary-is-like-the-annoying-contact-lens-stuck-in-my-eye/&#… [...]

7. Steve Crouser, on April 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm Said:

   Okay, I hate Hillary, too, but explain to me exactly how she is different from any other dildo politician.

8. God, on April 13th, 2008 at 7:10 pm Said:

   Me either! I hate Hillary Clinton!

   http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/

9. Howell Champagne, on April 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm Said:

   We Chaos-ters are enjoying our popcorn by the 55 gallon drum. We feel the same way towards HillBill as you guys do to W.

10. God 2, on April 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm Said:

    Her voice drives me insane… She’s a ROBOT !!!

11. Beca, on April 13th, 2008 at 10:33 pm Said:

    Hillary Clinton could stay in the race until the cows come home for all I care–IF she can keep from lying and slinging mud at her Democratic Colleague! All she has done during most of the campaign is show the lack of integrity and good judgment she really has. Not only that, she continues to give amunition to the McCain campaign.
    Clearly, she has no merits of her own or she would be running on those merits rather than trying to smear and bring down a Democratic Colleague who does have excellent merits.
    I was pretty much neutral about her before the race, but since she has shown what a nasty, ugly, vengeful and childish person she really is, I would not vote for her if she were the only candidate out there! I would write in my dog before I vote for someone who doesn’t know the difference between honor and dishonor, between truth and deception. I can’t even describe how much I dislike that scag!

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